"Toys R Us got me fucked up"


if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(via mexic-anus)


i honestly hate vine so much

(via k1mkardashian)

Here’s where the first few seconds of Yoncé came from (x)

(via gonnamakeyousweat)

me when my team is winning: ÝÂÁÃĀÄĂĄÅŚŠŞ
me when my team is losing: friendly reminder that fifa is a corrupt institution ~{*o*}~


*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

(via fffcuk)

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad